1: Not being able to dial 911 because your nails are too long.
2: Twerking on the table and your weave gets caught in the ceiling fan.
3: Pouring cocaine instead of sugar into your kool-aid.
4: Diving into a pool full of liquor and miss the pool.
People get drunk, they hook up with the wrong person and pretend to be okay. People act tough and get mad. People will do anything to distract their heart. They will do anything to distract it from missing someone.
And I think the first sign you notice when you begin to gain feelings towards a person, is just how easily you get jealous when they give others the attention which you crave.
one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
The fucking notes
tumblr spelt backward is rlbmut and if you put it in google translate it would change it to rummut which in finnish means drums and if you translate drums into chinese it says 鼓 which also means kettle and a kettle is hot and what else is also hot? yes that’s right HELL coincidence? i think noT
guys come on i researched things on google translate for this
Does anyone else find it crazy that you can be so fucking depressed and no one around you notices? Not your parents, your siblings, your friends, your teachers, your classmates, no one. Like, you can literally be on the verge of tears, drowning, and everyone is totally oblivious.
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck